
1. Give them to the dedicated Republican you know. Nothing will make them happier.
2. Give them to the Obama lover you know. It will most likely wind up as a shrine right on top of their mantle. They won't even bring themselves to wear it.
3. Nothing attracts a college girl's attention more than an Obama sweatshirt. Your new sweatshirt tells them that you reek of opinionated, intelligent politics.
4. Collect them all! There's plenty of Obama sweatshirts to choose from in our store. They're like stamps, only you can wear them.
5. Wear one on your next trip to Alaska. Armed with your bullet proof vest, it's a great way to get those hard-to-find Palinfoots (aka Palinsquatch) out of the deep forests for a rare snapshot.
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